Saturday, July 9, 2011
Drat, we don't have a good signal here so I can't post any of the photos I have of the very cool cars here. Green flag in 50 minutes!
Friday, July 8, 2011
Special Lemony Activity
This weekend we have a special Lemons experience-- two of us (Doctawife and Chris) are joining Rich and Mona's Colorado-based team, Rocket Surgery Racing. Sure, I will have separation anxiety to be at a track without the rusty wonder Neon, but how could we refuse an invitation to drive this steed? It's a 1956 or 57 Renault 4CV. It is tiny. It now is mid-engined with rear wheel drive since Rich wedged a VW Fox drivetrain where the back seat once lived.
I hope we will have a cellular signal at the track so I can post this weekend, because this should be quite the experience!
Thursday, May 19, 2011
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Repair and retheme
Once again it's time to re-theme the Tetanus Neon and prepare it for the next race. Bye-bye, Authorized Vehicle graphics.
Sunday, April 24, 2011
Thursday, April 21, 2011
Thursday, April 7, 2011
Thottle body!
We were awarded the huge gift of a $300 residual. Holy crap do we have a pile of shite! Using our hard earned cash, we decided to follow a Neon expert's advice and replace our throttle body. He assured us that it was an easy mod, basically just plug and play.
I don't know who he's pluggin' but he played us.
So far, we've Dremmeled, pounded, puzzled, screwed, unscrewed, and searched. We'd even contemplated buying a drill press... to the tune of $300. Yeah, we're suckers. And more on that later.
Meanwhile, ATS has been creating some kind of Frankenstein bearing press. Pics below.
First off - the starting point! The smaller diameter throttle body is from the stock Neon. The larger originates from a 1995 Jeep Cherokee. Less than $50!
Hard step #2 - widening the slot for the throttle plate. (Hard step #1 was taking an eight of an inch off of a round thingy. Fun!)
Chris and our slot.
The image below looks like a finished product, right? WRONG! Notice how offset the plate screw holes are? Um... yeah. Our spring is too wide. We've yet to fix that. I should just be a matter of cutting down the spring... what could possibly go wrong?
It does look quite nice without the spring in place.
We've made more progress - resurrecting a 1980's era drill press, boring out the Jeep's mounting holes so that it can screw onto the Neon's intake, that sorta thing.
More importantly, however, ATS' Frankenpress (bearing press) has been put to successful (gasp!) use. We christened the press Clifford (it's big and red) and our triangular brace Fred. Cliff, obviously, pitches while Fred is the catcher. Doncha know. Thanks to Cliff and Fred, we now have new wheel bearings... on one wheel. Only one. But they'll get busy this weekend and bang other other out. Here's a pic of Fred's conception:
More work needs doin' including tracking down a new electrical Gremlin. Like I said earlier, what could possibly go wrong?
I don't know who he's pluggin' but he played us.
So far, we've Dremmeled, pounded, puzzled, screwed, unscrewed, and searched. We'd even contemplated buying a drill press... to the tune of $300. Yeah, we're suckers. And more on that later.
Meanwhile, ATS has been creating some kind of Frankenstein bearing press. Pics below.
First off - the starting point! The smaller diameter throttle body is from the stock Neon. The larger originates from a 1995 Jeep Cherokee. Less than $50!
Hard step #2 - widening the slot for the throttle plate. (Hard step #1 was taking an eight of an inch off of a round thingy. Fun!)
Chris and our slot.
The image below looks like a finished product, right? WRONG! Notice how offset the plate screw holes are? Um... yeah. Our spring is too wide. We've yet to fix that. I should just be a matter of cutting down the spring... what could possibly go wrong?
It does look quite nice without the spring in place.
We've made more progress - resurrecting a 1980's era drill press, boring out the Jeep's mounting holes so that it can screw onto the Neon's intake, that sorta thing.
More importantly, however, ATS' Frankenpress (bearing press) has been put to successful (gasp!) use. We christened the press Clifford (it's big and red) and our triangular brace Fred. Cliff, obviously, pitches while Fred is the catcher. Doncha know. Thanks to Cliff and Fred, we now have new wheel bearings... on one wheel. Only one. But they'll get busy this weekend and bang other other out. Here's a pic of Fred's conception:
More work needs doin' including tracking down a new electrical Gremlin. Like I said earlier, what could possibly go wrong?
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Car night
If you don't bleed on/for your race car, you ain't doin' it right.
I'm doing it right.
Monday, March 14, 2011
The unsexy side of LeMons
In a perfect world, LeMons should be about going fast in crapheaps or going fast-ish (sometimes) in stoopid silly crazy macheens while we all avoid penalties, wrench madly and have a good laugh. Unfortunately, the world isn't perfect. That's not all LeMons is about.
So what else is LeMons about? Ridiculous amounts of tools and the space needed to store them. Spare parts that come out of our ears. Our crapheap did have a home for all the tools and belts and clutch cables and CV axles; we appropriated a teammate's garage. It had become LeMons HQ... and the HQ was in chaos. 10 mm socket? Can't find that! Oh yeah, it's only the most used socket on our rusty crusty Neon, but that didn't seem to matter. Specialized part for the sister Jetta? ATS knew he had it... somewhere. Old oil? Oh yes, we had that in abundance!
Something needed to be done. Something not sexy. Something practical.
A garage re-org. We documented our effort, and we are proud. Please see below!
All that crap was in piles along each wall. There was some organization... but not much.
Look! More shelves!
He's still so proud.
TetanusRacing HQ
The owners stand proud.
Even the lightbar has a home.
It took us a good hard two days of work, but we got results. Our race prep will go more smoothly, ATS actually knows what parts he has on hand for the Jetta, and everything looks so much prettier. It might be unsexy LeMons, but it's still all good.
So what else is LeMons about? Ridiculous amounts of tools and the space needed to store them. Spare parts that come out of our ears. Our crapheap did have a home for all the tools and belts and clutch cables and CV axles; we appropriated a teammate's garage. It had become LeMons HQ... and the HQ was in chaos. 10 mm socket? Can't find that! Oh yeah, it's only the most used socket on our rusty crusty Neon, but that didn't seem to matter. Specialized part for the sister Jetta? ATS knew he had it... somewhere. Old oil? Oh yes, we had that in abundance!
Something needed to be done. Something not sexy. Something practical.
A garage re-org. We documented our effort, and we are proud. Please see below!
All that crap was in piles along each wall. There was some organization... but not much.
Look! More shelves!
He's still so proud.
TetanusRacing HQ
The owners stand proud.
Even the lightbar has a home.
It took us a good hard two days of work, but we got results. Our race prep will go more smoothly, ATS actually knows what parts he has on hand for the Jetta, and everything looks so much prettier. It might be unsexy LeMons, but it's still all good.
Wednesday, March 2, 2011
2011 Gator-O-Rama Thank Yous
The pits were fun and friendly, the racing was clean, the fixes heroic, and the judging was excellent. Thank you to everyone involved. I love LeMons racing, especially in Texas.
I do need to highlight some specific individuals for awesomeness:
Rich for the tools. Having the right tool at the right time made a potentially terrible, painful job quick and blood-free.
Zach, Kent, Bill and the entire Mostly Harmless racing crew for general awesomeness.
Troy for possibly loaning us a trailer. Just the thought is making us drool.
Matt and the Luchadores team for the catfish. That sh!t was good!
komododave for brisket, encouragement and sympathy. You rock, my man.
Marty showed up instantly in our paddock when we broke. Mark was only slightly slower to show up. I think he had longer to walk. How cool is that? Thanks, guys.
Brian for blowing up. I know it sucks for you, but it definitely amuses the rest of us.
Arcangel needs recognition as the most awesome woman in Lemons. (Sorry Anna!) She's actually remembered my name since the first race, and her stories are fantastic. Thanks for hanging out, and the cookie.
John (the Hoonatic) admitted his car was a risk factor for herpes... while is girlfriend was sitting on his lap. Thank you John for one of the funniest moments of the weekend.
Sajeev and Scott need recognition for general after-hours awesomeness.
The Blue Goose guys were wonderful neighbors. We eventually had a multi-canopy compound that could have housed a small third world country. Very cool. They also loaned us their rolling cart, which saved my aching back. Not only are they good racers, they're friendly. Fantastic!
I know more people need recognition, but my tired brain can't produce any more names. Fantastic weekend. I'll see all y'all at ECR for the North Dallas Hoopie!
I do need to highlight some specific individuals for awesomeness:
Rich for the tools. Having the right tool at the right time made a potentially terrible, painful job quick and blood-free.
Zach, Kent, Bill and the entire Mostly Harmless racing crew for general awesomeness.
Troy for possibly loaning us a trailer. Just the thought is making us drool.
Matt and the Luchadores team for the catfish. That sh!t was good!
komododave for brisket, encouragement and sympathy. You rock, my man.
Marty showed up instantly in our paddock when we broke. Mark was only slightly slower to show up. I think he had longer to walk. How cool is that? Thanks, guys.
Brian for blowing up. I know it sucks for you, but it definitely amuses the rest of us.
Arcangel needs recognition as the most awesome woman in Lemons. (Sorry Anna!) She's actually remembered my name since the first race, and her stories are fantastic. Thanks for hanging out, and the cookie.
John (the Hoonatic) admitted his car was a risk factor for herpes... while is girlfriend was sitting on his lap. Thank you John for one of the funniest moments of the weekend.
Sajeev and Scott need recognition for general after-hours awesomeness.
The Blue Goose guys were wonderful neighbors. We eventually had a multi-canopy compound that could have housed a small third world country. Very cool. They also loaned us their rolling cart, which saved my aching back. Not only are they good racers, they're friendly. Fantastic!
I know more people need recognition, but my tired brain can't produce any more names. Fantastic weekend. I'll see all y'all at ECR for the North Dallas Hoopie!
Monday, February 28, 2011
Belated Sunday Recap for Gator-O-Rama
By now most followers of Lemons will have already read Sajeev and Phil's semi-official Lemons coverage, so I'll just share a few tidbits from our weekend.
Under the revised 2011 Lemons rules, the People's Curse may not always lead to a car being destroyed, as it almost always did in 2008 and 2009. This time around, two teams got just enough votes each to get given the penalty treatment from the judges. Their choice? Industrial plastic wrap to attach the entire team to the car for a parade around the paddock.
We also spent time adjusting tire pressures carefully and discussing the changes amongst all the drivers, and the end result is that we've gotten the Neon to be a much better-handling car. With its weight distribution, it is naturally an understeering car, but now Joe has tuned it into something that approaches neutrality and rotates more easily without trail-braking.
Unfortunately Chuck, Juan, Hugo, and Simon weren't able to get the Jetta running despite some welcome help from several other teams. That's one thing I love about the Lemons paddock-- it's like a brain trust for fixing cheap cars. The Jetta needs more power but corners like a masterpiece, so they'll keep at the repairs and I'm sure do well at a later race with it.
Hit the 24 Hours of Lemons forums for lots of pictures and everyone's feedback and thanks. We'll be back for more at MSR Houston this year, but for now our attention turns to preparation for Eagles Canyon in April in the Decatur, TX area. In between we'll be taking on Texas World Speedway in Joe's other cheap race car, an early-90s Thunderbird, in the Chumpcar series to boot. More than we can chew? I sure hope not!
The Houston art car community has some overlap with the Houston 24 Hours of Lemons community, so we frequently get the pleasure of an Art Car or two stopping by. This mirrored Ramcharger dropped by on Saturday, as did the Buick Reflectra.
As mentioned in the Saturday posts, we lost a CV axle during the afternoon. Finding a part cost us 2.5 hours of track time. Too clueless to have all the spares we need? Why yes we were! Here's a close-up of the axle-- it sheared right off. Mary was driving at the time, and the shaft snapped as she downshifted for the tightest, slowest corner at MSR Houston. When she let the clutch pedal out, no forward thrust ensued as the differential sent all the power to nowhere, spinning the tiny stub left in the transmission housing.
This just isn't supposed to happen.
Since our repair time had us well out of contention, we were able to just chill out for a bit and concentrate on using the remaining track time to become better racers. Joe is our fastest driver and is also quite a good instructor. By positioning himself at the timing & scoring tower he was able to get a good view of my approach to some key turns, and he radioed me advice each lap. The immediate feedback really improved my speed through a big portion of the track after just a short while.
We also spent time adjusting tire pressures carefully and discussing the changes amongst all the drivers, and the end result is that we've gotten the Neon to be a much better-handling car. With its weight distribution, it is naturally an understeering car, but now Joe has tuned it into something that approaches neutrality and rotates more easily without trail-braking.
Unfortunately Chuck, Juan, Hugo, and Simon weren't able to get the Jetta running despite some welcome help from several other teams. That's one thing I love about the Lemons paddock-- it's like a brain trust for fixing cheap cars. The Jetta needs more power but corners like a masterpiece, so they'll keep at the repairs and I'm sure do well at a later race with it.
Hit the 24 Hours of Lemons forums for lots of pictures and everyone's feedback and thanks. We'll be back for more at MSR Houston this year, but for now our attention turns to preparation for Eagles Canyon in April in the Decatur, TX area. In between we'll be taking on Texas World Speedway in Joe's other cheap race car, an early-90s Thunderbird, in the Chumpcar series to boot. More than we can chew? I sure hope not!
Saturday, February 26, 2011
Repair update
The neon is reassembled but needs some fluids in the morning.
The Jetta had a catastrophic engine mount failure -- sufficient to leave its starter somewhere on the track -- so reassembly is taking a little longer.
The Jetta had a catastrophic engine mount failure -- sufficient to leave its starter somewhere on the track -- so reassembly is taking a little longer.
Hope lives
We extracted the stub from the transmission, and Mary located an auto part store with a replacement axle so we will get it ready for tomorrow.
For a moment of zen, here's a pic of Arc Angel dishing out some Lemons justice.
Doh!
Joe & Andy's stints went well. Unfortunately about 1/3 of the way into Mary's, bad things happened and the car won't put any power to the ground.
Race time!
Shauna took the car out first and Joe took over after an hour. We must be careful drivers due to a pair of black flags (four wheels off) in the early running but the car is going well so far.
Chuck & Juan have driven the Jetta so far and it's doing fine but still needs more power to do the speed they would like.
Tech day for Gator-O-Rama 2011
Mary & I took the day off from work so we could get the Tetanus Neon down to MSR Houston for the tech inspection & BS inspection for this year's Gator-O-Rama. Even though we've been through tech inspections 9 times before (7 times with this car alone), there's still stress around a tech inspection because different inspectors always seem to find different little things to ask us to fix. One time it was the wiring-centric inspector who sent us back to our pit to fix lots of poorly-taped bundles of wiring, another it was an inspector who objected to the way our seat belts were anchored-- despite each of those conditions making it through several other inspections without comment.
Today's verdict: PASS, and without undue drama... though they did inspect our exhaust system more rigorously than in the past, so I'll call this a near miss.
The Red Rocket Ratnest Revival team (rebranded with a M*A*S*H theme since November's Laissez Les Crapheaps Roulez race in Louisiana) also got the once-over in tech.
Mulry has turned their TARP MR2 into a Fauxrarri, and like the new Ferrari FF it's a shooting brake. Or perhaps a baking brake, I'm not sure. They did have some front-end issues to repair, unfortunately.
As some fog rolled in after dark, we did take time for a special moment of levity. Brian's Property Devaluation Racing team was (as is typical for them) already having to do an engine swap to their Fairmont wagon, so we presented him with some, er, very special fireproof racing pants as an early birthday gift. Happy birthday, Brian! Now get back to that engine repair.
Racing starts about 10:30 Saturday morning, so watch here for periodic updates while my phone battery lasts!
Today's verdict: PASS, and without undue drama... though they did inspect our exhaust system more rigorously than in the past, so I'll call this a near miss.
The Red Rocket Ratnest Revival team (rebranded with a M*A*S*H theme since November's Laissez Les Crapheaps Roulez race in Louisiana) also got the once-over in tech.
Mulry has turned their TARP MR2 into a Fauxrarri, and like the new Ferrari FF it's a shooting brake. Or perhaps a baking brake, I'm not sure. They did have some front-end issues to repair, unfortunately.
As some fog rolled in after dark, we did take time for a special moment of levity. Brian's Property Devaluation Racing team was (as is typical for them) already having to do an engine swap to their Fairmont wagon, so we presented him with some, er, very special fireproof racing pants as an early birthday gift. Happy birthday, Brian! Now get back to that engine repair.
Racing starts about 10:30 Saturday morning, so watch here for periodic updates while my phone battery lasts!
Friday, February 25, 2011
Blank no more
For this iteration of the 24 Hours of Lemons (Gator-O-Rama at MSR Houston), we have again "re-branded" our little rusty Neon racecar.
For two races in 2010 it proudly displayed the bar code of generic beer.
For the next two we went even more generic (and paid homage to Repo Man) with just "FOOD."
For early 2011, Tetanus Neon proudly becomes the Authorized Vehicle. Let's go park and do U-turns where normal unauthorized cars fear to tread!
For two races in 2010 it proudly displayed the bar code of generic beer.
For the next two we went even more generic (and paid homage to Repo Man) with just "FOOD."
For early 2011, Tetanus Neon proudly becomes the Authorized Vehicle. Let's go park and do U-turns where normal unauthorized cars fear to tread!
Thursday, February 24, 2011
All that and a bag of chips
And just when we think we're all good, the Lemon sheds the left wheel, tire and brake drum during the tow down to MSR. Oops. Did those lug nuts *really* need tightening? Nah! I'm just glad it happened only blocks from the TetanusRacing's home base. Can't beat that Lemony Goodness.
Sent from my computar masheen.
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
(almost) Blank Slate
The rusty neon race car gets a fresh coat of paint so we can refresh the graphics. The paint in question? Parking lot striping paint, applied by roller. The texture approximates that of a tennis ball now.
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